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Peter Kay is the funniest man on TV and with Care Share set to return to screens this February for a re-run of series 1,  here’s 13 of his best jokes.

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On animal testing:

“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”

Peter Kay performing. PRESS ASSOCIATION

On home decorating:

“I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don’t get on with my real ladder.”

On obesity:

“I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said ‘Thyroid problem?”

On not understanding cheesecake:

Cheesecake? Cake with cheese? Not in my life time!

On the perils of dating:

“I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.”

On being inventive while ordering at restaurants:

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

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