“Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before”
“My Dad always used to say ‘fight fire with fire’.
“Probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade”
“I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ written on it.
I said, ‘Thyroid problem?'”
“A woman goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce poking out the top of her knickers. The doctor says: ‘That looks nasty’.
“‘Oh, that’s just the tip of the iceberg’ she said”
“I think Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers”.